February 2012
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People who post pictures of their Sasquatch tickets.
YOU’RE NOT COOL.
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Running in to the girl you stalk on Facebook and realizing she’s way bigger in real life.
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That awkward moment when your mom is doing the dishes and you slowly put your dish into the sink…
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I have been so incredibly happy lately.
And it totally freaks me out.
I know that sounds super weird, but that’s because it is.
Sometimes I’m just so happy, I become sad and anxious. Because I know that at any second I could lose someone I love, die in a car crash, be diagnosed with cancer, find out something awful and irreversible. I have this tick. I consistently have this feeling...
“All I wanna do is gunshot gunshot gunshot cash register noise.”
– Sylvia Plath
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Failure by design.
This birthday couldn’t be any worse than the last….. right?
Fingers crossed.
I’m another day late and one year older.
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Having a boyfriend whose birthday is the day before yours means I’m going to eat my weight in cake this weekend.
Totally cool with that.
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I don’t understand a lot of things, like
People getting the same tattoo as someone else, and then advertising it everywhere like they’re so original and expecting people to not be like what the fuck.
People posting pictures of the flowers they got from their boyfriend on Facebook for Valentine’s Day. Cool, roses. I’ve never seen those before. I DON’T CARE.
People...
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